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i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.
i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of ‘dragonslayer’ only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they’re responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
A short comic about missing someone you don’t know anymore but who used to mean a lot to you (and also she’s maybe haunting you, not entirely benevolently, as you drive eighteen hours back up the coast)
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn’t end at 25 <3
if you’re in your mid twenties and you’re reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don’t worry.
reminded that I am possessed of an urge to see Maria Dahvana Headley’s translation of Beowulf actually performed as a storytelling series
crucially:
in a bar
billed as a one-man show
and the dude performing it wears a snapback and changes the position of it on his head when he’s doing different characters
and the rest of the players are plants in the crowd calling out or cheering when something badass happens
imagine: a Complete Bro, the stereotype of Young Dude, performing Beowulf like he’s telling his buds about this fucked up thing he heard from another bud, and also he’s perfectly pronouncing Heorot and Ecgtheow. I’m giddy just thinking about it.
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